TEENAGE
MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - ORIGINAL SERIES (VOLUME 5)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Original Series (Volume 5)
Starring:
Townsend Coleman, Jack Angel
Format: Box set, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Subtitled,
Widescreen, NTSC
Region: Unknown.
Number of discs: 1
Run Time: 289 minutes
Movie:
 
Disc:
 For ages 5 and up the box
says, but since that would technically include adults, it is inaccurate: it
is doubtful whether anyone over the age of eight would be interested in
these 20 minutes long episodes of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
that were broadcast during the early 1990s when the whole fad was at its
height.
(They are not to be confused with the recent animated show that revived the
characters nor the big screen live action movies that unexpectedly proved to
be huge hits back in the ‘Nineties.)
The concept is an original
though: four turtles named after Renaissance painters have been turned into
mutant-powered ninja weapon-wielding masked heroes with a penchant for
pizza. However the show’s execution is uninspired since the animation is
crude, the synth music cheap and the plots simplistic. In fact, what is most
depressing about the show is how the Turtles almost always end up fighting
the same group of inept villains led by a character promisingly called
Shredder.
To be fair the animation
isn’t as substandard as He-Man, that other
animated TV show remembered with fondness by aging twentysomethingers, and
the surfer slang patois spoken by the turtles (“Cowabunga, dudes!”) always
manages to raise a smile or two. Also, some episodes do contain some
unexpected flashes of wit.
Still, aging
twentysomethingers in search of a worthwhile nostalgia trip will be sorely
disappointed. Like the box says: only five-year-old boys need apply.
THE DISCS: No
extras, but they somehow managed to cram in 12 episodes
—
a whopping 289 minutes of them!
—
onto a single disc! The 2.0 audio tracks are a bit tinny, but the problem
might be the original source synth score and not the encoding. For such a
recent show (come on
—
it wasn’t that long ago!) the image is disappointingly mediocre with the
occasional speckle and somewhat washed out colors. Five-year-olds wouldn’t
mind though.
WORTH IT? If you’re a five-year-old boy, yes.
RECOMMENDATION: If you have any five-year-old boys, then buy it for
them. Just don’t watch any of the episodes with them though – even if you do
recall the show with much fondness.
NOTE: Depressingly over 190 episodes of the show were apparently
made. It is depressing because I kinda felt sorry for the show’s writers who
had to churn all those episodes with practically the same characters and
situations over and over again. Then again, if that isn’t what TV is about,
then what is it? (To be fair, the show did once in a while introduce new
characters and villains, but the mainstay villains remained Shredder, Krang
and their numbskull henchmen Rocksteady and Bebop.)
|
