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JURASSIC PARK 3


STARRING: Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, Trevor Morgan, Michael Jeter, John Diehl, Bruce A. Young, Laura Dern

2001, 91 Minutes, Directed by: Joe Johnston


Description: Posing as wealthy tourists, an adventurous couple (William H. Macy, Téa Leoni) convince paleontologist Alan Grant (Sam Neill) and his protégé (Allesandro Nivola) to act as tour guides on a flyover trip to Isla Sorna, the ill-fated "Site B" where all hell broke loose in The Lost World: Jurassic Park. In truth, they're on a search-and-rescue mission to find their missing son (Trevor Morgan), and their plane crash is just the first of several enjoyably suspenseful sequences. Amazon.com

"It's got dinosaurs. Chasing people around and eating them. On a deserted island," I intoned to my wife when she asked why I was renting Jurassic Park 3. "Well, duh . . . " she replied. Sequels are the filmic equivalent of a Big Mac burger at a McDonald's: you know exactly what you're going to get . . .

That's because most "sequels" can be better described as "remakes". They seldom carry a story forward as say Empire Strikes Back did with the events in Star Wars, but rather prefer to rehash the events of the first movie. That way audiences don't have to deal with any new plots while Hollywood doesn't have to go to the bother of thinking up new plots. Recently critics complained about the trailers of What Lies Beneath and Cast Away giving away those movies' endings (which in What Lies Beneath is supposed to be a surprise ending) to which the director of the two movies, Robert Zemeckis replied that marketing research shows that most audiences prefer to know how a movie is going to end beforehand. I believe him.

How else can one explain the success of most sequels, including the unexpected financial success of this particular installment of the lucrative Jurassic Park franchise ($50.7 million in its U.S. opening weekend)? I can't remember anyone particularly clamoring for another Jurassic Park movie, not even those geeky Internet fan boys who populate discussion boards insisting upon unlikely sequels such as Spawn 2 or Lost in Space 2.

"The filmic equivalent of a burger at McDonald's: you know exactly what you're going to get!"

So like we had dinosaurs chasing around and eating humans on a deserted tropical island in the first Jurassic Park movie in 1993, so we had them do in its 1997 "sequel" The Lost World and so we have them in this movie. If you feel you need to watch some people get gobbled up by killer dinosaurs to distract you from the awful reality of your dreary everyday existence then Jurassic Park 3 does its job admirably.

I shouldn't admit to this (no one will ever take me seriously again), but I rather enjoyed Jurassic Park 3. It's a better movie than Lost World, which was the cinematic equivalent of a schoolyard bully - nasty and stupid. Running at half an hour shorter than its predecessors (I checked) Jurassic Park 3 wastes no time in getting down to business.

All characterization and exposition are bare boned and only serves to get the plot rolling. Want people chased around by dinos? You've got it: Jurassic Park 3 is so fast-paced that it seems like one long action sequence only occasionally pausing to catch its breath. This is a good thing because then one doesn't have the time to ponder any plot implausibilities and idiocies like one did in Lost World. (There are quite a few such idiocies, but one only thinks of them afterwards.)

Along the way the special effects are good, the acting adequate, there are some funny lines and scenes, and appearances by possibly bratty kids are kept to a minimum - unlike the supposedly "cutesy" kids in both the previous movies. The ending may come across as abrupt, but that's only because of our own expectations of movie clichés. Sure, it's a Big Mac - but you know exactly what you're going to get . . .
 


 



 

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