STARRING: Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman,
Devon Aoki, Sean Pertwee, Benno Fürmann, John Malkovich, Anna Walton
2008, 111 Minutes, Directed by:
is 2707, but it seems more like 1917 – or at least some weird alternate history
version of World War I in which advances in steam power has allowed mankind to
travel to the nearby planets, but everyone still uses gas lamps.
Earth is mired in an endless
WWI-style trench war in which giant corporations, which have replaced nation
states and have become Imperial powers in themselves, are bogged down in
rain-soaked and mud-drenched battles on the plains of Europe. (The world is
divided between four giant corporations running the show. A bit like, um, today.
There is an American one, a British one, a German one and an Asian one.) It is
during just such a battle that an ancient alien artifact buried deep beneath
the earth is inadvertently unearthed and reactivated.
The alien artifact is in
fact a giant machine that somehow turns ordinary humans into crazed
super-powered mutants with a single giant crab-like claw replacing their right
arm. In fact, they look a bit like Mean Machine Angel from the
Judge Dredd comics. In general Mutant Chronicles
reminds one of the British 2000 AD comic book in the way it pastiches
disparate visual cues – WWI comics and steampunk in this case.
It is never really explained
what exactly the automated alien machine and its exact purpose is; only that it
turns people into mutants that soon start overrunning the human population and
the former corporate enemies find that they have to set aside their differences
and work together to fight this new mutual threat.
To be honest it would have
been a nice touch if it was revealed that the machine is actually an alien
medical unit that was accidentally sent to Earth and that it believes it is
“healing” people, but because it is designed for an alien physiology it is in
fact turning them into mutant monsters instead. Or something like that. (Then
again, wasn't that the plot of a
Doctor Who episode?)
But The Mutant Chronicles
is somewhat on the over-serious side and any humorous touches are somewhat far
in-between. Its deadpan religious overtones – a monk order somehow knows how to
destroy the machine thanks to some handy ancient prophesies. What is it with
modern science fiction movies and “prophesies” all the time? Personally we blame
The Matrix. Or Dune.
"Mutant Chronicles is The Dirty Dozen – but with
But it doesn’t really matter
what the machine is or what it does, because The Mutant Chronicles is a
throwback to a Hollywood genre of movie that is no longer as popular as it used
to be in the 1960s and 1970s, namely the WWII “commando” movie in which a group
of elite soldiers is sent deep behind Nazi lines to blow something up real
In this case an elite team consisting of former opponents is hastily
assembled and sent to off blow up the alien machine real good. Take away the
sci-fi trappings (and the over-the-top videogame gore violence and gore) and
Mutant Chronicles is surprisingly old fashioned.
Yup, Mutant Chronicles
is The Dirty Dozen – but with murderous mutant creatures! Once one has accepted that this is in fact what
Mutant Chronicles is, then it becomes a passable time-waster, something
you’d prefer to catch late on cable one night or fit in as part of a DVD triple
bill. In fact tt follows the WWII commando movie template so closely that if you channel surfed into it halfway you’d be
forgiven for believing that that is exactly what you’re watching. Even the
uniforms worn by the troops are made to resemble designs from that era . . .
Incidentally for a team consisting of former
battlefield enemies there is surprisingly little squabbling and they soon gel as
a coherent fighting unit. Maybe fighting for a huge corporation isn’t the same
as fighting for a country or a belief. “We will die for you, WAL-MART,” simply
doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Actor Thomas Jane of Punisher and
The Mist fame proves again that he makes for a
more-than-suitable leading action man and that he should be a bigger star than
he is. (Maybe audiences are put off by his “sissy” surname – who knows?) The
other recognizable face in our cast of largely unknowns is of course Ron Perlman,
fresh from Hellboy 2.
The most interesting thing
about Mutant Chronicles is its visual WWI steampunk look and feel which
makes for a nice change from the more generic (but believable)
Alien look and feel that is prevalent today.
During the film’s opening
sequences a lot of time and effort are spent on establishing this strange
future. However once Mutant Chronicles shifts into its commando team
crawling through darkened caves to blow something up real good mode you realize
that this is about as interesting as the movie is going to get. Still, the
and special effects are serviceable and the computer game-style action is okay,
but somewhat on the average side of things.