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THE SCI-FI MOVIES YOU WON’T GET TO SEE IN 2010
 



 

The Internet Movie Database lists about 278 science fiction movies for 2010! Of course all of these movies are in various stages of production and many will probably never even get made. (Many of them you probably won’t want to see in the first place, of course. Mongolian Death Worms, anyone?) In this feature we look at some of the high-profile sci-fi & fantasy movies you won’t get to see in 2010 . . . if at all!

 

BIOSHOCK

What’s it about? A plane-crash survivor discovers an underwater utopia of sinister origins. Based on the popular videogame of the same name.

Who were supposed to have made it? Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, the director of 28 Weeks Later . . .

Chances of getting made? Quite good we believe, but don’t expect to see it in 2010.

 

CHOCKY

What’s it about? A boy forms an unusual imaginary friendship with an alien. Based on the novella of the same name by Day of the Triffids author John Wyndham.

Who were supposed to have made it? Steven Spielberg.

Chances of getting made? Zero. Spielberg has about 19 (!) projects in development right now and we think that not even he knows which movie he is going to do next!

 

COLOSSUS

What’s it about? A supercomputer designed for the U.S. government decides that the most effective way it can protect the country is to assume complete control. A remake of the 1970 movie Colossus: The Forbin Project.

Who were supposed to have made it? Ron Howard.

Chances of getting made: Maybe. But not this year. The script may be done, but there’s no cast or anything else as yet. In the meantime check out the original movie which is a minor science fiction classic of sorts.

THE HOW-TO GUIDE FOR SAVING THE WORLD

What’s it about? What happens when a covert group that protects the Earth from alien invaders is wiped out, and their instruction manual is left behind?

Who were supposed to have made it? Barry Sonnenfeld, the director of Men In Black and The Addams Family.

Chances of getting made: The last anyone ever heard of this project was back in December 2008 when cash-strapped MGM picked it up. It seems more likely that Sonnenfeld will work next on the recently announced Men in Black III sequel instead. (Is there anyone who actually wants to see this get made by the way?)

 

THE ILLUSTRATED MAN

What’s it about? A man, whose body is almost completely covered in tattoos, is looking for the woman who drew all the intricate designs on him. Each tattoo hides a futuristic story, which you experience when you stare at it. This is a “remake” of the 1969 movie The Illustrated Man, which in turn was an anthology film based on short stories by sci-fi legend Ray Bradbury.

Who were supposed to have made it? Zack Snyder, the director of 300, the Dawn of the Dead remake and Watchmen.

Chances of getting made? Instead of Illustrated Man we will get to see Snyder’s fantasy 3D CG animated movie about, um, owls, Guardians of Ga'Hoole later this year. Snyder is finishing up post-production on Sucker Punch right now and has six projects (including Illustrated Man) in development right now, namely: Heavy Metal (2012, a series of short animated shorts directed by David Fincher, James Cameron and Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski), Cobalt 60 (2011), Xerxes (2011), Army of the Dead (2010) and The Last Photograph (2010). Xerxes is of course the graphic novel sequel or whatever you want to call it to the hugely popular 300 and will be based on a graphic novel to which Frank Miller is putting the finishing touches on right now. Guess which one of these will most likely get made?

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN

What’s it about? A comedy remake of the ‘Fifties movie of the same title in which a man, um, shrinks to tiny sizes and battles household pets and finally insects.

Who were supposed to have made it? This was supposed to have been a comedy vehicle for Eddie Murphy.

Chances of getting made? Murphy has been in so many flops lately that it is amazing that he isn’t collecting unemployment benefits right now.

SPIN

What’s it about? A futuristic story set in a time when the stars have gone dark, the moon has disappeared, and a membrane covers the Earth. Can a young scientist save humankind from this apparent apocalypse?

Who were supposed to have made it? Movie based on a book by Robert Charles Wilson.

Chances of getting made? Not in 2010 it seems. In the meantime we can wholeheartedly recommend the book it will be based on.

2012: THE WAR FOR SOULS

What’s it about? Aliens invade Earth in 2012, which neatly coincides with all those Mayan prophecies. Based on a fiction book by Whitley Strieber, the best-selling author who claimed to have been anally probed by aliens in Communion.

Who were supposed to have made it? Michael Bay.

Chances of getting made? Zero. Bay is too busy remaking the first Transformers movie for the second time right now and calling it Transformers 3 to ever get round to this in time for its 2012 sell-by date.

UBIK

What’s it about? Chip works for Glen Runciter's anti-psi security agency, which hires out its talents to block telepathic snooping and paranormal dirty tricks. When its special team tackles a big job on the Moon, something goes terribly wrong. Runciter is killed, it seems - but messages from him now appear on toilet walls, traffic tickets, or product labels . . .

Who were supposed to have made it? Terry Gilliam eyed this Philip K. Dick novel at one point.

Chances of getting made? Philip K. Dick is the most-adapted sci-fi author of all times . . . so who knows?

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

What’s it about? Alpha Centauri is on a collision course for Earth, and mass hysteria of biblical proportions breaks out in the streets. But when a billionaire astronomer discovers a planet capable of sustaining life orbiting Alpha Centauri, he plans to build a rocket to transport a small group of people to the planet in order to populate it and ensure the survival of the human race.

Who were supposed to have made it? Steven Spielberg would have produced this remake of the old 1950s movie of the same name by G.I. Joe director Stephen Sommers.

Chances of getting made? Not good. When one thinks about it, it has already been remade as 2012 by Roland Emmerich . . .


 

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